tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

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*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

sixpathsofbrule:

coalgirls:

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*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

*uses 2 gigs of data*

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deer-skulls:

deer-skulls:

11:59pm september 30th 2014  i took this picture

12:00am october 1st this picture was taken

deer-skulls:

deer-skulls:

11:59pm september 30th 2014  i took this picture

12:00am october 1st this picture was taken

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gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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simply-indescribable:

How to play Minecraft

did you put “gif tw” on a jpg
and did you put my cat on a fetish blog

simply-indescribable:

How to play Minecraft

did you put “gif tw” on a jpg

and did you put my cat on a fetish blog

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"Some of them are cats, but some of them are people with raccoon tails shoved up their ass."

— Simply plsss

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YOU EITHER MEME

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OR YOU DIE

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MEME OR DIE DUDE

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