useless-swedenfacts:

go home or go sweden

Anonymous said: I've heard that there's a lot of polar bears in Sweden. That people are like annoyed because they stop traffic. Is that true?

useless-swedenfacts:

son, polar bear jokes arent even funny anymore 

theres just memes stopping traffic in sweden

my boyfriend told me swedes learn jiujitsu to fend off the daily polar bear attacks

I was disappointed when I visited Sweden and there were neither memes nor polar bears. I would have packed more of my own memes if I knew.

and yes i did just find my new favorite blog

alfie-atkins:

useless-swedenfacts:

alfons åberg is called alfie atkins in english what the fuck 

I came here to have a good time and honestly i’m feeling so attacked right now

Whatever you call him, he’s still a little shit in any language.

Look at that face.

He’s going to fuck up your life and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

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fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

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tumblr speek in swedish:

useless-swedenfacts:

  • åmg jag kan inte
  • kan inte hålla dessa känslor
  • detta skepp seglar förevigt
  • gay
  • jag är gråt
  • asdfghjklöä
  • vad är luft

useless-swedenfacts:

petition to rename sweden to ‘memeland’

badgerlord:

unwinona:

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

LET IT GO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

  You might almost call it….

…A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE.

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leadencirclesdissolve:

filmmakingkid:

thingswelovefrom-thebookofmormon:

Musical theatre people be like

TRU THO OMG

This guy is the only one who has managed to make consistently good and inoffensive vines. 

Me
Me forever

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unclegrim:

what have i done

my clique

ain’t nobody fuckin’ with them